"I just saw Elizabeth Smart at Costco!!"
-Textz from Amber
NEW LIFE GOAL: Become the peripheral gay uncle...
Anywhere but Atlanta. Make it happen, Bravo.
mamihlapinatapei: skeletons & mannequins →
marennazera: tonight was unreal. we were at city creek and then shit was so frustrating but we got over it and we got to the Ting Tings and nothing has ever been better. the show was amazing and everything was amazing and we were all screaming and singing I’ve never danced that hard in my life. there…
"Spend the last debt in your pocket."
-You better fucking know Who by now.
dub-to-fuckstep: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT SHE WAS ON PLEASEEE! I’m so curious hashmon3y: hotbabysitter: This girl hooked up with tree at Ultra 2012 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Tell me what drugs you have to take to be this fucked up holy fucking shit I never want to be on this level
WHY THE FUCK HAVEN’T YOU WATCHED THIS YET?!
Sometimes things can be too evil to be true too.
Everybody should watch this. Alejandro is a fucking genius.
"Whatever you heard about me is true--I change the...
-Legitimate pearls of wizdum from Prince.
Me: What up JC!!! Jesus Christ: FUCK YEAH MAN WHAT’S UP?! —fist bump— Me: Yo I just wanted to ask you a quick question! Jesus Christ: What’s that, brother? Me: Do I make it to Heaven?? Jesus Christ: Dude. Fuck yeah. Me: Fuck yeah man! —fist bump— Me: You have a good day, man! Jesus Christ: You too, brother!
"Look here, Marsha. I'm not sayin' this just to be...
-Pearls of wizdum from Prince.
Skrillex Genocide 2012
And like I found this piece of shit phone in my...
Sober Sunday with the Holy Rollers!
Wait, wait...when did Anderson Cooper decide he...
THAT BIG SEXY BRAIN.
And now for some silliness.